Q1: Pick a crime to commit just for the thrill. A. Jewelry heist [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Identity theft [Smooth Talker..] C. Art forgery [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Parking ticket scam [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q2: Which getaway strategy sounds smart? A. Speedboat in the Hudson [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Hiding in plain sight [Smooth Talker..] C. Disguise as a food vendor [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Blame it on Hitchcock [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q3: How do you like to leave your criminal mark? A. Elaborate riddles [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Zero fingerprints [Smooth Talker..] C. Leaving a mixtape behind [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Calling the cops on self [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q4: Choose a criminal sidekick. A. Doug Judy [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Gina Linetti [Smooth Talker..] C. Boyle [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Rosa [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q5: Your hideout spot of choice. A. Abandoned subway tunnel [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Luxury hotel under alias [Smooth Talker..] C. Boyle’s basement [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Hitchcock’s van [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q6: Pick a heist target. A. Holt’s medal collection [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. The Pontiac Bandit’s car [Smooth Talker..] C. A celebrity’s mansion [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Rosa’s leather jacket [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q7: What dumb mistake would totally blow your cover? A. Bragging on Instagram [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Falling asleep on the job [Smooth Talker..] C. Wrong coffee order [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Scully tailing you [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q8: Pick your criminal outfittt.. A. Classic ski mask [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Three-piece suit [Smooth Talker..] C. Hawaiian shirt and shades [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Whatever’s not in laundry [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q9: How do you react when your partner in crime turns out to be trash? A. Revenge heist [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Silent treatment forever [Smooth Talker..] C. Write an angry Yelp review [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. Cry in the interrogation room [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Q10: What's the one-liner you drop before things go south? A. Cool cool cool [Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That] B. Noice [Smooth Talker..] C. Title of your sex tape [You're an Agent of Chaos] D. I did it for the yogurt [Silent but Sketchy, Huh!] Results: - Oops, My Bad… Totally Meant That: You tripped and somehow broke the law. Honestly, the sheer lack of effort is almost impressive. - Smooth Talker..: You’d rob someone blind and they’d thank you for it. Must be exhausting being this charming. - You're an Agent of Chaos: Plans? Overrated. You cause mayhem simply by existing and somehow it works. - Silent but Sketchy, Huh!: No one sees you coming. No one sees you leaving. They should. You’re good.
