Checklist: Check all that apply to you Overlay Text: Yes Options: A. I know the precinct number. It’s in the name. Duh. (Points: 1) B. Can name the squad without blinking. (Points: 1) C. Know exactly where the precinct is in NYC. (Points: 1) D. Have yelled Nine-Nine! unironically. (Points: 1) E. Know Jake worships John McClane. Obviously. (Points: 1) F. Can drop a Holt deadpan line on command. (Points: 1) G. Aware Rosa has feelings. Allegedly. (Points: 1) H. Fully get Boyle’s food obsession…and Jake obsession. (Points: 1) I. Know Terry loves yogurt and his biceps. (Points: 1) J. Understand Jake and Boyle’s one-sided bromance. (Points: 1) K. Can explain Holt and Kevin’s corgi-fueled love story. (Points: 1) L. Gina and Boyle being family? Yeah, still weird. (Points: 1) M. Know Terry’s daughters’ names and nicknames. (Points: 1) N. Doug Judy: Jake’s criminal bestie. (Points: 1) O. Remember at least two of Jake’s cringe undercover acts. (Points: 1) P. Holt vs. Wuntch have iconic rivalry. (Points: 1) Q. Know who owns the most Halloween Heist wins. (Points: 1) R. Recall a betrayal or two during a heist. (Points: 1) S. Have said Noice or Toit in real life. Shamefully. (Points: 1) T. Aware Hitchcock and Scully do nothing yet exist. (Points: 1) Results: - You’re an Amy without a binder. Honestly, embarrassing. Go rewatch.: - Full bullpen. You know stuff, but not enough to brag. Try harder.: - Noice, toit. Solid effort. But do you even know the Pontiac Bandit? Thought so.: - Cool, cool, cool, no doubt. Congrats, you’re basically Jake Peralta. Must be exhausting.:
